i don't know why i like this format, none of this sounded any better in context.
"you're only here because your mom was too stupid to work a coathanger."
"that's the orgy pit."
'yes. where the send the children who are yelling, or knock over displays.'
"or for dressin' all sexy."
"i like how fetal alcohol syndrome is the new rape / necrophilia joke."
"nothing you say or do scares me, and i don't see you often enough."
'i'm having a party with a bunch of dudes in dresses, homos, and perverts. stop by.'
"maybe next week."
"plantation and slavery jokes are your department tonight, i'm taking care of necrophilia and incest."
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