I don't know why I haven't been killed yet either.

Or: Why there is no measurable difference between me in a good mood vs. me in a shitty mood.

Or: Things you really, really shouldn't say / do in bed.

To protect the guilty, I am not putting names up for any of this. Was reminded this weekend of my lack of a 'filter' to keep me from saying horrible shit that I personally find amusing, regardless of circumstance, in this case; mid/post coital.


"Are you ticklish?"
'yes?'
"Neat! So's your sister!"

"Be colder. Move less."

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

"Chad, you're awesome!"

"That'll teach you to say you have standards in public."

"Ha Ha!", followed by giggling, clapping and pointing at my nether regions.

"Sorry about the herpes."

"Well, that was degrading for everyone involved. 10 minutes?"

"You know [name redacted] is going to commit suicide over this right? Because I'm not sure I can avoid telling them. And touching myself while doing so."

"My new nickname for you is 'Scott's sock drawer'"

Goddammit

I swear, this isn't the "I drink like a fucking maniac, ha ha" blog.
But.

Well. Science.

It's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it

I drink, because I'm obviously a fucking genius.

surprising exactly no one

I am a fan of Nirvana. And have most of the albums from every artist in the top 8 on that poll.

Fuck it, in the words of a softer world, 'we're all going to die. i intend to deserve it.'

John 11:35

I don't know what amount of drugs were involved in this process, but the sum total must be truly massive.
Hollywood is making a live action version of Akira. Now. This, this I could deal with. There was word about a live action Evangelion movie for a while there, and an adaptation of Cowboy Bebop (and, if I'm remembering right, Keanu Reeves was going to be Spike, which could work). I'm not opposed to the idea, per se, but the execution, well now this is where everything starts imploding.

Akira is a movie / comic with a couple, uh, what do you call them, themes. Turns out, they're part of what makes it a "good thing". One of these is "Being Fucking Japanese", another is "Oh shit, our civilization and cities are fragile things".
So, the Hollywood decision to move the setting from Neo Tokyo to New York and re-cast the whole thing with the whitest people this side of Sarah Palin . . . displeases me. I can only assume changing Tetsuo's name to Travis was done purely out of spite.

Can we get a law or rule passed? Something to the effect of "If you have to rape all of the originality, characterization, themes, and settings out of a foreign movie to show it in America: Don't Show It Here."

Christ. Brockway has an opinion as well, his has pictures.

A day of Victory

Couple things:

1) Vacation's over, back to work on Monday.

2) Summer Shandy is back in stores. And that is a fine, fine beverage.

3) The best kids art project ever. Fuck yes "Draw Cthulhu".

We celebrate with the most adorable Motorhead video I've seen. Motorhead, DiGi Charat, and a Triple H theme song.

Short nonsense

Again. Because I like the format.

"I lit you on fire, poisoned you, and stabbed you that one time. You're like Rasputin."
"also, you shot me, and made me sleep with _______. And I know I'm going to hell for tossing that last one in with the other four."

"Christ Metal works? Jesus was metal."
"they made the nails."

"It's five in the morning!"
"we were [up] til seven last night!"

"You don't have problems, your life is low budget porn. Really, really low budget porn."

"And you. (asshole.)"

"You threw lit cigarettes at me all day!"
"that's because you're a pussy. I'm still going to kick you in the balls."

"Do you think your dad still remembers the time I hit him in the knee with a baseball bat?"
"i fucking hope not, we don't have one with us this time."

"So, there's a drunk girl passed out on my floor. What was I supposed to do?"
"throw her ass out the back door before your wife comes back?"
"Fuck it, we're getting divorced today anyhow."