Correctly predicts 50 out of 50.
Also titled: "Working with the Other Side does not function in Asylums"
Despite the conservative warnings that Nate was Skewing the polls and dead wrong about a Great Many Things.
To the Republicans, Conservatives, Libertarians, etc. I say This:
Listen, you stupid cocksuckers, your entire party is based upon Bullshit.
Health Care is a Good Thing.
We are not Afraid of Gay people.
Brown people are pretty cool.
Supply-side economics is not going to do a Fucking Thing for You.
You Bastards have spent years and millions saying that anyone with an education was a Pointy-Headed elitist, and yet you are Surprised when We get the Math right?
How the fuck do you even justify that? "math and college are for faggots, they can't possibly know how to do statistics." Seriously.
States run by Republicans? You owe me Fucking Dollars. I go to work and pay taxes so you Sons of Bitches can say the president wasn't born here, Iraq had anything at all to do with 9/11, and you should have the option to not have Fucking Health Care so I can pick up the Goddamned tab when your ass goes to the hospital or needs lunch.
Fuck you all. If I am tempted to 'reach across the aisle' at this point, it is only to deliver a bitch-slap to anyone on the other side. Mission Accomplished my ass. Never Forget this. Your guy gave up, our guy makes terrorists into dead people.
Bitch about Obama all you fucking want, I am going to drink myself stupid because we only have about 4 years to fix as much of your garbage as possible before we have to do this all over again.
But, by all means, keep denying global climate change, an old Earth, the rights of homosexuals, womens' reproductive rights, minorities as citizens, the value of an educated and well paid labor force, first world medicinal care, math, science, computers, the internet, and pretty much anything else that confuses white elderly people. You will all die soon enough, and I will dance on your graves.
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