After some time, I have just re-watched the original Star Wars (Episode IV).
I am old enough that my copy is on VHS, and has minimal tampering.
Fortified with a bottle of gin, and an associate who has also viewed the trilogy multiple times, we Decided to re-interpret the movies based on
a) knowing the entire plot
b) being jaded motherfuckers
c) the aforementioned bottle of gin
I Highly Encourage everyone who is a fan of the movies to do this at some point. In our Vision, Han Solo is a stumblefuck retard, and all-around shitty negotiator. R2-D2 is a sex-bot only in it for the lulz. Luke is a stone-cold killer, and Obi-Wan is a lazy manipulating bastard.
Further detail will follow if the muse permits and the gin holds out.
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