The Checklist

i will do all of these things. having a bucket list is for chumps.
currently accomplished:
3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
16.) Get drunk with your father.
17.) Fight a good fight.
18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
- hell, i moved there.
19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
24.) Juice on the job.
26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
31.) Eat the worm.
33.) Steal some booze.
36.) Experience absinthe.